banks suck….

I know that posting about this will probably lower my credit score but at this point i’m going to have to wait 7 years and sacrifice a goat to the great ceo’s of wells fargo and co. in order to get a loan at all let alone to get a checking account.

**Side note** if you are getting a new checking account, get it before you get divorced or you don’t get one at all.  that’s right… I said CHECKING account.  Remember when those fuckers were free?  Now you have to have good credit.

I have to have good credit and flash someone – not really… I have to wait 6 months after opening a savings account in order for me to qualify for a checking account.

Another reason i don’t like banks:

I DON’T WANT TO HAVE TO DO EVERYTHING ONLINE.  I know that that particular statement coming from me is weird because i’m ever so slightly technologically inclined, but lately i have been having to do all of my dealings in cash so trying to make the few (but large) credit card payments I have to make extremely difficult.  I don’t have a card for me to be able to pay my divorce lawyer, I have to go online to transfer funds between banks and getting an online account at the new bank is a pain in the butt because you have to request it.

In conclusion…. People really should just start paying my bills for me or something because I obviously can’t handle it.

Crying tears of…. wtf

So, I quit McDonalds in Pella.  They’re ridiculously understaffed, even as I waited patiently for my final 2 weeks of work to end, 5 people either quit or got fired.

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I am losing my shit as one after another crew members (essentially children) call in to quit or are fired for being arrested.

That’s right.  McDonald’s is Gangsta.

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So…. that’s the good news..

The bad news is that even before i put in my two weeks, I had been applying to other jobs in and around the community.  Did i hear back?  Nope.  Not a one.

So now i’m about to get my last paycheck thinking ‘how tf am i going to get money to pay for gas’

~Insert tears of dispair~  I don’t dare breathe a word to my old coworkers cause all they would say is “you can come back to work anytime!” and my answer would be to stick out my tongue at them… then reapply….

fml