banks suck….

I know that posting about this will probably lower my credit score but at this point i’m going to have to wait 7 years and sacrifice a goat to the great ceo’s of wells fargo and co. in order to get a loan at all let alone to get a checking account.

**Side note** if you are getting a new checking account, get it before you get divorced or you don’t get one at all.  that’s right… I said CHECKING account.  Remember when those fuckers were free?  Now you have to have good credit.

I have to have good credit and flash someone – not really… I have to wait 6 months after opening a savings account in order for me to qualify for a checking account.

Another reason i don’t like banks:

I DON’T WANT TO HAVE TO DO EVERYTHING ONLINE.  I know that that particular statement coming from me is weird because i’m ever so slightly technologically inclined, but lately i have been having to do all of my dealings in cash so trying to make the few (but large) credit card payments I have to make extremely difficult.  I don’t have a card for me to be able to pay my divorce lawyer, I have to go online to transfer funds between banks and getting an online account at the new bank is a pain in the butt because you have to request it.

In conclusion…. People really should just start paying my bills for me or something because I obviously can’t handle it.

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