We have the technology!!!

I finally signed up for an email address for green witch creations.  I’m really excited to finally start being more business like…

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We’re about to have our first showing at The New Age Shop in Des Moines on July 23rd.  If you wanna stop buy and say “HI!  OMG I follow your blog and I want to buy one of everything!”  Please, feel free.

I’m really hoping to save up enough money to be getting a camper soon so I can have my own little space.  Not that I mind sleeping in the living room or anything (Thank you Crystal and Adam) but there is just something about sleeping in your own room that doesn’t get invaded every morning (and rightly so… the TV is there) that seems really nice.

Also, i’m totally naming it the Platform 529 3/4 because i’m amazing and play on fandoms is awesome.  If anyone has suggestions for what else I should paint on my camper or if you would like to suggest anything for me to make and sell feel free to send me an email.

GreenWitchCreations@gmail.com is officially open for business.

I am also planning on adding pictures of all our products that we sell… i’m just not sure on how to do that yet since I deleted the etsy shop.

Holy Cannolies, Batman!

Oh my goodness.  So much has happened lately that I feel really bad for both not blogging about it before and for blogging about it now.

In the past (sorry, got distracted helping my BFF find some stuff for her homework… where was i?)  oh

in the past week i have turned 27, david has turned 3, I was denied an apartment, ben fixed up part of the basement for me to use as my own space, I single handedly took down the government, ad I’m now friends with an ex-con.  I’ll let you determine which parts are real.

Beyond those things i have also been comfortable living on my own via living my my BFF’s house because she was away and sometimes boys are stupid and you need to take some time away from them.  I have brought it to the attention of a few people that maybe i need to just go full lesbian but decided that getting a motorcycle was just out of the question financially…. for now anyway.  Plus, where would I put the carseat?

SIDECAR BITCHES.

Sorry if that last paragraph offended you.  I know that who you love is not a choice and sometimes we end up loving people who make you crazy and accuse you of losing your mind even when you’re on the mend.  I’m pretty sure ben has decided to either not read my blog for his own sanity or he just doesn’t bring it up.  Also, I in no way meant to imply that all lesbians have motorcycles like the buffalo gals of cow and chicken yesteryear.  I just look up to you all from a light of “holy shit these people are all so cool, why are they staring at me?  Oh yeah, I’m naked.”

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No, this isn’t a picture of me.  This is actual art so no one can be offended and block me.  I hope.

 

Please love me?

 

Damn.